June 2011
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May 2011
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had a dream that you came home because you stayed out too long at a bar
#thingsthatprobablywonthappen
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1. Twilight Zone is on
2. Is it in color?
3. It’s in color
4. Change the fucking channel
“Everyone’s sex life is funny except your own. Every person’s is, and yours never...”
– John Waters on the essential absurdity of sex (via nprfreshair)
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In which my inner child dies a little
Just saw a commercial for the new “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” starring Jim Carrey.
From the looks of it, has none of the original book’s plot, or charm.
I don’t understand this trend in Hollywood nowadays. I liked the original content to which I was exposed, why are you ruining it? Why do you hate me?
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In which I coin the term derpo-logic, which I...
For the third year in a row I am attempting to beat Pokemon Pearl.
Yes, I am twenty-one years old.
No, I still have not beaten it.
And incidentally I have gotten about a 7 badge head start every time.
I’m re-encountering all my old problems with the game.
Drifblim I’m looking at you.
Voltorb/Electrode, I was ALMOST willing to go with. Pokeballs are common! So I guess it would...
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A bit late but I just watched "The Social Network"
…and I don’t know where to begin.
How about the fact that it’s a movie about a massive-scale enterprise whose selling point is that it brings people together while simultaneously further alienating people?
How about the fact that it was all conceived by a guy who seems to hate everyone?
Fuck.
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A.A.: Booze Handbook →
thefrenemy:
Thirsty? Bored? Sad? FRIDAY?!?! You probably need a drink. Today I went to a bar and climbed over the bar and said ‘gimme it’ like Gizmo the Gremlin. The bartender was like ‘you have to choose one’ and I said ‘Huh? What? All?’ and then I drooled on the bar. I don’t like making…
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